In March I was invited to perform at the Shuffle, but when the organisers, audience and performers turned up, the poetry cafe was mysteriously closed. So instead I’m performing there tonight. Expect poems on the big bang, tree climbing, cupboards and coins…

7.30pm on Saturday 29 May at The Poetry Cafe, 22 Betterton Street, Covent Garden, WC2H 9BX. Tickets £5/£3.